Sometimes I find my patience wearing thin much easier. I've been told that sometimes letting out some of the things I hate (or very strongly dislike) might make me feel better. So here it goes...
- Broken hearts and broken promises
- People who walk into the elevator before I can walk out. I'm waiting for the day that some idiot walks into me while I'm carrying something hot. That will make me happy.
- Ignorant, closed minded people
- Orange cars. I don't know why, I have just never liked orange cars. Except the General Lee, because "The Dukes of Hazzard" kicks ass.
- New York Yankees (I'm Red Sox Nation, born and bred). But I do like some Yankees fans. Okay, maybe just a couple.
- Being told to calm down/relax/breathe. Don't you think I would if I could?
- Wal-Mart, with 27 registers and only 2 open. I don't need to spend 20 minutes in line just to buy more shit than I planned.
- Feeling alone
- People who stand at the register talking on their cell phones. Hang the damn thing up. If it's an emergency then you probably shouldn't be buying things.
- Insomnia
- The smell of burnt popcorn when it carries through the office. There's a "stop" button. Use it.
- Memories that come flooding back at the worst possible time
- People who drown themselves in perfume or cologne. Nobody should smell you coming.
- One word responses, especially when you've poured out your feelings. Even worse, a one letter response..."K".
- Seafood. Just because I live on the coast doesn't mean I automatically like fish and lobster.
- The realization that something you want will never happen
- Being every guy's "buddy". I like drinking, sports, sex...really, I make the perfect girlfriend. Just waiting for someone to notice.
- Not being able to let go of that one person. We all have that one person. Sometimes two.
- Bad Boston accent imitations. Not every person from Boston drops their "r"s. And just because I'm from Boston doesn't mean I want to hear your impersonation. When actors try to do one on TV or in the movies and fail miserably it is painful to hear (like Julianne Moore on "30 Rock").
- When you get that feeling that something's wrong and there's nothing you can do
- Small talk about the weather. I'm in the same place, I know what it's like outside.
- Running out of booze
- Opening the mailbox and finding only bills
- Having my Amazon deliveries disappear. Happened a second time, now I have to go to the UPS center 20 minutes away to pick up packages. They won't even bring them to see if I'm home to sign for them. But they'll bring the notification.
- Addiction, and what it does to the addict and those who love them
- Being unsure whether I've written enough
- Trying not to care about numbers/views/likes
- And finally, I hate that Fuckerberg has decided that they know what Facebook users want to see, rather than letting people decide for themselves.
Hey, I feel a little better. Anything you feel like getting off your chest?
