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Monday, January 6, 2014

The Announcer Said What?



I was watching the Bruins and heard "it's gotten good and nasty".  In case you haven't noticed I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old boy so I giggled.  And started thinking about all those other dirty sounding terms in sports... 

Hockey
  • Five hole
  • Pull the goalie
  • Poke check
  • 2 on 1
  • Reach around
  • Rode him in the corner

Football
  • Tight end
  • Sack
  • Muffed punt
  • Illegal touching
  • Backfield

Baseball
  • Squeeze play
  • Touch the bag
  • Backdoor slider
  • Stole the base
  • High hard one
  • Switch hitter

Golf
  • In the rough
  • Looks like he bent his shaft
  • He has a real nice stroke
  • Ball washer
  • Threesome

Basketball
  • Stuff it in the hole
  • Rim shot
  • Double team
  • Penetrate the defense
  • Ball hog

NASCAR
  • Bump and run
  • Pole position
  • Overshooting the pit
  • Wheel banging
  • Drafting in his slipstream

Others
  • Hooker (rugby)
  • Clean and jerk (weightlifting)
  • Sticky wicket (cricket)
  • Rear naked choke (MMA)
  • Shuttlecock (badminton)
  • Shagging fly balls (softball)
  • Gutter ball (bowling)
  • Penetrate the box (pole vaulting)

And, of course, in the hole.

So remember, you just can't nail a guy from behind like that and not expect repercussions. 

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